RESUME | NAME | James Lawrence Ridey | ADDRESS | DATE OF BIRTH | Tuesday, 24 June 1997 | TIME | 7:52pm | AGE | 1 year | TEETH | 2 teeth and 3rd and 4th approaching | HAIR | Lots of Fine Brown/Black Hair - similar to Dad's | WEIGHT | 12 kg and gaining. Solid build | OBJECTIVES | To be a good child, experience life, EAT to live or live to eat Teach my parents new behaviours - how to be my slaves | EMPLOYMENT | Food Taster - specialising in sweet things Umpiring ladies tennis every Wednesday Road safety and comfortability tester - sleep in cars and prams Mother's Group in Dundas area every Monday Shopping in all major shopping centres - specialising in sales and bargains and finding baby change rooms Depleting Dad's hard working cash flow Keep the grandparents on their toes every Tuesday | EDUCATION | Self taught/Parent teaching Smiling at funny adults and things Laughing all the time Major in Sleep-rology Sucking left thumb and Mum's scarf or my pillow Sleeping through the night after 2 months old Sleeping in noisy places and grandparent's place Wake up smiling and call parents to get me breakfast NOW Major in Eating - Gastonomical - how much food I can eat in one mouth full - potatoes, fruits, sweet things, anything - drinking juice - maximum 8 cups in a day - making as much mess as possible, throwing food from high chair Black belt in Crawling White belt in Walking | ACHIEVEMENTS | Year Of the Child Award 1998 Open Family Cover of Parents Magazine 1998 Tour of France and Japan 1998 | INTEREST | Eating, Eating, Eating People eating and People who give me food Sleeping, sleeping Playing Laughing Watching TV especially Powerball, Lotto and food advertisements Snoopy and Pingu Keys, Mobile Phones and TV Remote Controls | REFERENCES | Free access to Snoopy Museum Huge toy collection, Fisher Price, Tomy, many soft toys Mobile Phone Red wooden table and chairs My smile, beautiful eyes, long eyelashes and fine dark hair Mummy, Daddy, Grandparents and some relatives and friends
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